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Celebrate 250 years of American Independence with a Bold, humorous twist. This vintage-inspired design highlights the journey from 1776 to today with a classic joke everyone recognizes--America's continued commitment to not using the metric system.
Perfect for 4th of July parties, fireworks shows, BBQ's, family gatherings, or everyday patriotic wear. Soft, Comfortable, and designed for anyone who loves American humor and history with a lighthearted edge.
Great gift for friends, family, veterans, teachers, and anyone who appreciates clever political-free patriotic humor.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
250 YEARS, NOT USING THE METRIC SYSTEM
$26.95
Perfect for 4th of July parties, fireworks shows, BBQ's, family gatherings, or everyday patriotic wear. Soft, Comfortable, and designed for anyone who loves American humor and history with a lighthearted edge.
Great gift for friends, family, veterans, teachers, and anyone who appreciates clever political-free patriotic humor.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |